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14 Slutty PG Movies That Should Have Been Rated R

A while ago, I discovered a Reddit thread where people were screaming the sluttiest PG/PG-13 movies, and I had to join in on the nostalgic fun.

PG movies were made for families. But I can safely say that I wish I didn’t have “parental guidance” while experiencing my first sexual awakening seeing Catherine Zeta-Jones or Tom Cruise on screen.


Here are PG movies that are so exciting that they need to put their tongues back in their mouths and RELAX:

☆☆☆SPOILER ALERT☆☆☆

1.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery it’s not a feature film more than a full-length gag on sexual intercourse. All of Austin Powers’ (Mike Myers) lines revolved around trying to get all the women in bed. He literally asked fellow spy Vanessa Kessington (Elizabeth Hurley) if she was DTF every five seconds.

two.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) was possibly one of the most popular examples of a PG-13 horny movie going down the line. The moment the curvaceous knew Jessica Rabbit was on screen, you noticed her “I’m not mean, they just draw me that way” image, sultry voice, and lusty proximity to the sexiest characters on the show. movie.

3.

I’ve had a lot of haircuts in my life, and I never made the noises of these suburban women in Edward Scissorhands (1990) when Ed (Johnny Depp) dug his knife fingers into their scalps. He had the toes of desperate housewives curling and their eyes rolling. This confused me as a child and I avoided touching people’s hair for months.

Four.

by James Gunn Scooby Doo (2000) was a movie for children (from the 70’s) who have now become adults with dirty minds. Fred, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Scooby always had “something sexy” in mind. Remember the moment when Fred entered Daphne’s body and used it as an opportunity to Really take a look here curves?

5.

In Tim Burton batman returns (1992), the PG-13 rating barely hung by a single thread. Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer) used her wit and her sex appeal at every turn as an anti-hero in a skin-tight catsuit with chaotic stitching. Batman, Penguin and all the characters she interacted with needed to take a cold shower after a conversation with Selina Kyle.

6.

the whole plot of weird science (1985) focused on two sweaty teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, who created a real-life woman out of a half-naked Barbie doll and some Playboy magazines. The science was completely overblown, but the chemistry between Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and each teen’s libido was palpable.

7.

Zoro’s Mask (1998) tried to hide everything except the fact that Elena Montero (Catherine Zeta-Jones) and Zorro (Antonio Banderas) were in love throughout the film. The fact that her biological father taught the new Zorro how to be a masked mack daddy to woo his baby was enough to call the PG-13 rating into question.

8th

The moment Tina Carlyle (Cameron Diaz) walked into the bank in The mask (1994), everyone knew what time it was. she was one soggyBlonde bombshell (it was raining outside, y’all) who nearly made nerdy Stanley Ipkiss (Jim Carrey) pass out on the job because of her steamy advances.

9.

the addams family (1991) had Morticia (Anjelica Houston) and Gomez Addams (Raul Julia), giving us ghoulish ’90s relationship goals. Every time Morticia spoke a word of French, her husband drooled her with kisses. There was so much sexual tension that the movie literally ended with Morticia getting pregnant.

10

In MR. and Mrs. Smith (2005), every moment from the opening credits to the end was too sexy for its own good. Looking back now at the plot of this movie of married couple Jane (Angelina Jolie) and John (Brad Pitt) dangerously lusting after each other while leaving deadly chaos in their wake was a telling sign of the true passion that goes on. off screen between the actors. .

eleven

You can’t tell me “I feel the need for speed” pilots like Maverick (Tom Cruise) and Iceman (Val Kilmer) walking around shirtless and talking about their “Great Balls of Fire” wasn’t the ultimate hornball energy. If it wasn’t for the fighter jets in top gun (1986), this movie should be rated R because all the other elements were just one really long Vegas stripper performance.

12

splash (1984) may not be as overtly horny as the others on this list, but something about mermaid Madison (Daryl Hannah) trying to avoid getting wet with Allen Bauer (Tom Hanks) throughout the movie always made me feel like there was something questionable. hints Come on, the movie is called literally. splash.

13

Look I’ve never been an expert at burglars breaking into high-security buildings before, but I guess it’s not that sexy when you’re slithering across the floor like a slug trying to avoid infrared lasers. entrapment (1999) was evidence enough to show that if his ’90s PG-13 movie had Catherine Zeta-Jones, it was about to be a hit with horny teens.

14

Spies and sex have a thing that goes together like peanut butter and jelly. In Mission: Impossible II (2000), Impossible Missions Force agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) and professional thief Nyah Nordoff-Hall (Thandwie Netwon) spend most of the film seconds before jumping between bones. She even “injected” herself to save the world.

What horny PG-13 movies did you see that made you wonder if this rating system really matters? Share your favorite movies and scenes in the comments.

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